partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

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megasixtyfour:

"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"

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"There’s free food."

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(Source: megasixtyfour)

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superwholockmerlinian:

cookienun:

scared-of-clouds:

timelordparadise:

accidentallyfandom:

how is this a real show

that one wasn’t

I enjoy the confusion that Supernatural causes to people who don’t watch Supernatural.

before I watched supernatural i thought this was the gag reel

My favourite part of this is that Dean and Sam wouldn’t have had a script. Everything they say comes solely from them.

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likearadiowave:

ilymorgannn:

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

  • period panties
  • chillen panties
  • and im about to get me some dick panties

this is literally the most accurate fucking post

I have two types of panties:

cute panties

and other panties that were once cute, but were destroyed by tidal waves of blood

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bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconcile

bobzenub:

Charles and Erik finally reconcile

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fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

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sam-the-sasquatch:

waiting for a reply for ages then finding out it was your turn to reply all along

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theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs.  And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

theactualcannibalkarkatvantas:

xxserenityhimexx:

spooky-little-wigglytuff:

sherlockisthenight:

goldieclemmons:

bohemian-feathers:

imagine trying to get up these stairs drunk.. lolol

imagine trying to get up these stairs sober

imagine trying

imaging falling down those stairs

but once you mastered them, and some murderer broke in -you could escape upstairs.  And while they try to figure out how the hell they work, you can slip out the window and escape to freedom. Just sayin.

Looks decently zombie proof too

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thelumpyconglomerate:

Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field

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thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

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dorkykawaiidesu:

transdimensionalbeing:

thecreationmonster:

trilluminat1:

meenahtho:

until this year of high school i always laughed at these because i thought they were inaccurate, they are not. they are not at all inaccurate.

THE MIDDLE ONE. Omg.

American public school in one post

Why do they always want to go outside?!

because we are locked inside a building for 8 hours 5 days a week for 180 days of the year

(Source: whamboombamm)

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brownglucose:

main-protagonist-007:

ziblie:

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.
I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)

Thank you 

YES!

brownglucose:

main-protagonist-007:

ziblie:

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.

I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)

Thank you 

YES!

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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